Terrorismo matemático

É a nova anedota que percorre as redes sociais, desta vez tendo a matemática e o seu "natural terrorismo" como pano de fundo...

Breaking news: A public school teacher was arrested today at John F Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said, "Undercover sources have identified the man as a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement." While the man was not identified, he has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.